Canada vs Russia

...about ten minute into this game i had lost all interest and was seeking some sort of distraction. i was at the corner of the bar and she was sitting two people away, almost facing me. her friend got up to smoke, or something, and she patted the empty stool next to her. i sat on it and we spoke for a little while. she told me i was very "charming." she called herself an old dinosaur, though she didn't look it... if anything i thought she had the body of a teenager (despite the lines on her face, that said she was thirty, at least.)

she invited me outside to smoke a joint

it had been a while and i gladly accepted. she told me she was thirty-eight. she had lived abroad for a while, and was sort of in limbo. Somewhere between Ghana and me being high as hell, i grabbed this woman, thirteen years older than me, and we started making out. I loved the way she kissed me and after what felt like at least ten minutes, we pulled away from each other.

"You're the first person I've ever cheated on my husband with."

Shit.